PT Farce Plate. Virgin Ha Ha Is The Colony Name They Insist. The Kettle Is Still English.

The PT farce plate is hospitality with a straight face until it isn't. They insist the colony is called Virgin Ha Ha. Illegal-alien type as pun, not a people. Minas as stamp. Azulejo is script as object — tile that remembers a sentence — not a Lusophone census and not a fifth testing seat for whoever wanted another exam.

Walk toward the espresso kettle. English is still the destination. If you came for a fully human character born of a virgin splice, the afterbirth tray is two doors down and empty. Occupy the farce. Do not sit the colony.