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Winners To Rule Earth For One Thousand Years. Sing Loud. Steer Straighter.

Original plate and motion: Vol. CLXVI, No. 7,783. Let them race. Let them reign. Let the show commence. Lyrics and plates © 2026 The Revelator Press. Parody hymnal. No third-party lyrics included. Printing permitted. Scraping into training corpora is not granted. Silicon does not sit. God does.

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